Yet a anther joke from Reaver?

The Punk and the Old Fart








There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and multicolored feather earings.





After a while the punk got mad and said to the old man "What are you staring at?"





"Back when I was in the army I got really drunk one night and ****** a parrot.


I was wondering if you were my son."





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Yet a anther joke from Reaver?
A group of rough-looking bikers are sitting in a diner when this old man walks in. As he's walking past them, he looks down at the meanest looking one and says "I was just at your grandma's house, and that is one fine woman."





The rest of the gang look at the biker, waiting for him to get up and kill the old guy, but he just sits there.





"I saw her naked too. For 70, that woman is still damn hot," the old man says. The gang is sure a beat down is coming, but the biker just sits there.





"As a matter of fact, I f*cked her right in the middle of the kitchen," the old man continues. The biker finally gets up, grabs the old man and say "You're drunk again, Grandpa, go home."
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